Old Time Family Baseball: Derek Norris Uses Norse Powers To Hit First Career Home Run, Win Game

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With his ancient and eternal beard connecting Derek Norris to the Norse Gods of Magick and Myth, Derek Norris hit his first home run of his career off Santiago Casilla.

Down 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth, Norris took Casilla’s 94 mph fastball and, with Odin watching, deposited it over the…

When someone suggests I should try going out sober

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Zach, Donald and “Black Sasha”

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Zach, Donald and “Black Sasha”

joeythejuniorreporter:

wow an american dude won the conn smythe and the team with an american captain won the stanley cup 

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chicagoh:

It’s over! Patrick Kane has scored the goal! The Chicago Blackhawks’ long drought it over! For the first time since 1961, the Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup!

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trextrying:

T-Rex Trying to Hold Hands with She-Rex…
#TRexTrying

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying to Hold Hands with She-Rex…

#TRexTrying

Old Time Family Baseball: Dale Sveum Has Some Choice Words for Starlin Castro

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Yesterday, Starlin Castro lost track of the number of outs which, in its own way, contributed directly to the Cubs loss at the hands of the Giants. It’s one of those adorable, boneheaded mistakes that Castro has been known for, but his immense talent has let him get away with it all.

Well,

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ain’t it strange…

this week has been a pretty good week for me…it was my birthday tuesday…the big 25!…and finally on the same day i got the job i’ve been waiting for…and when i want to celebrate the fact that i got it no one besides my very best friend could be there for me…and that’s the reason why he’s my best friend…he’s always there for me….i sat in a shitty bar waiting for an hour waiting for someone to show and no one could be there for me…granted it was a tuesday and people were doing other things like working and family stuff i understand…but the one time i ask for something so small and so insignificant i there left holding my nuts…i understand you have no money because i have no money whatsoever…i just need you to be there for me…be the guy that says “andy i’m really happy for you”…call me needy but it’s nice to hear some positive reinforcement once in awhile…i understand that everyone has their shit that they deal with…i get it…but i’m always there for my friends…i would take my shirt off my back for anybody…all i ask is a big hug and some encouraging words…i know it sounds like i’m bitching but it’s the least i expect…i got people talking to me this last week that haven’t spoke to me in awhile and are saying how happy they are for me…some of them i figured had forgotten about me…but they said how happy they are for me…there’s nothing i love more than people telling me how much they like me…i’m a complete sucker for it…i know my friends don’t mean what they say and/or mean when they cancel or can’t hang out…but i need it…i sit around waiting around for them to say something…maybe that makes me sound like i have low self-esstem but it’s mostly because i do…i need the reassuring…i need someone telling me i’m doing awesome…

i’m just saying i lost a lot of respect for certain people this week…but knowing me i’ll welcome these people back with open arms because it’s who i am…don’t worry i’ll remember this…i won’t mention it to you though…but i don’t forget…

Old Time Family Baseball: Anyone Want to Lend Me $80,000?

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Over on eBay, the greatest of art pieces, a coffee table featuring a sliding Montreal Expos player, has been posted with the low, low asking price of $80,000. So don’t think of it as lending me $80,000 but putting down a payment on your future. But for me.

And why would someone want to…